When I announced I was getting back into escorting, suddenly all sorts of people started coming out of the woodwork of my blog, and I got many offers from all over the country to set up appointments…I got a lot of guys….and one hot girl…
The hot girl is named Rachel, she told me she wanted to set up an couples appointment with her husband Ash, short for Ashley (his mom must have had a thing for Gone With The Wind…). Ash was a very good-looking, well dressed guy and Rachel was a tall, blonde, slender milf.
As an escort, and a woman in general I am ALWAYS happy to add a hot girl into the mix…it makes things more fun. When I had agreed we set up a time for today, she told me she wanted and all day appointment next Saturday, and that the pay was 8k…even if I wasn’t open to women…at that point I think I would go gay for pay. I sent her a photo of myself, the photo was a snapshot and in the photo my husband Marc had his arm around me.
The only catch was, I had to bring a long Marc…she explained to me, her husband and her were both bi she had liked me and he had liked Marc.
I was perfectly happy to go for her, but Marc…that was a different story…but wanting to be 8K richer…I told her we would be happy to come…now all was left was to convince a completely straight man with a submissive side to go the other direction for a day.
All night last night, I mulled over two things: How much stuff I could buy for $8000 and how to get Marc to go gay ( for pay…)
I though about it all last night, and finally got my nerve up to ask him when I came into the kitchen the next morning where he was cooking breakfast.
” Marc, I set up an appointment, it’s with a couple from West Hollywood, their names are Ashley and Rachel, I need you to come with me to the appointment”
” Hot Lesbians…or butch lesbians? Being from West Hollywood it could be either.”
” Actually neither of them are lesbians, they are just bi.”
” Of course, that makes sense. That’s why they want me there.”
” Uh yeah…Marc…Ashley…or Ash is a guy…”
He looked at me confused.
” They why do they need me there.”
” Because they are both bi, which mean they.”
” I know what bi sexual means” He said, and then he looked lost in thought for a moment as if he was trying to figure something out. ” So I don’t understand, why do I need to be there.”
” Ash requested that you com along.”
” No…” He said. ” I’m not gay.”
” No even for $8,000?”
” That’s how much they offered?” He asked, I thought for a moment he might change his mind
” Yeah.”
” I’m not going to do it, no way in hell. I’m not gay.”
” You think it’s sexy when I’m with a girl.”
” That’s because it is, it doesn’t mean I want to get in bed for a guy.”
” Well you know what, considering you have no job…I don’t think you have much choice… I want $8,000″
” Then go get some gay guy from West Hollywood to come with you.”
” They want you…and besides for $8,000 I’d make out with anyone…even Rosie O’Donnell” ( Shudder….) ” besides, we have bills to pay Marc.”
” I’m not having sex with a guy.”
” He doesn’t want sex.”
” I’m not giving him a blow job either.”
” Can’t you just give him a hand job…you could pretend it’s that thing I gave you for Christmas..the shake weight”
( For the commercial go here, I got this for Marc as a joke, he didn’t get the joke it until a few days ago…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI and abruptly stopped using it, it now has a permanent home in our a garage)
” Or maybe you could dress up in drag.”
” Yeah maybe, but he might be a disappointed to discover I own a kitty cat, and 32DDs are a little hard to are a little conceal.”
So, do I get my $8,000? And get to make out with a hot blonde? And does Marc have to go gay (for pay)?
Stay tuned for part 2…
