Here’s the reality:

Its just an act. Most of the time.

Hiring an escort most of the time is like shopping in Nordstrom and having one of those extra nice sales girls on commission helping you out. Do they like working a 9-5 in a noisy, crowded department store with snotty customers? No, probably not, but they sure act like they do. They might like working there, but would they rather be out with their friends, or on a cruise to the Bermuda? Probably.

At the end of the day, escorting is a job, like being a sales girl, a lawyer or a garbage man.

People may enjoy being escorts, I did sometimes, but its still a job.

There are clients who are very attractive and good in bed, and there are ones who are ugly, fat and terrible and unexperienced, you have to deal with all kinds.

For me what I used to do is forget about the person I was with and just focus on the sex act itself, I was still getting off and cumming, but its not because I was looking at them in the eye, or even kissing them.

What they say in ‘Pretty Women’ is true. A lot of escorts don’t kiss. Thats because kissing is a very intimate experiece, sex is almost more impersonal.

I have an friend, Linda, who owns an agency based out of the OC. She runs her agency like a “companionship” agency, rather then a madam running an escorting ring. She keeps her clientele upscale with high prices and her girls are mostly high class high earning ladies. At the end of the day, she is really a hard headed business woman who has heard it all. She got an e-mail from a woman today. The lady claimed she had no professional pictures ( every good escort has pictures) but that Linda could go on her Myspace page, so she did. Turns out this girl JUST GOT MARRIED and has a child. Linda called the number she provided and a man responded to the call and said his wife would be right to the phone. When the lady got on the phone she explained that she her husband was fine with her being an escort and that she wanted to start that evening in meeting clients…

Is this a response to the economy, or just a bad marriage?

If this is what “Holy Martimony” has come to, now I know why I don’t want to get married!

Yes, you read it right. All escort agencies are created equal.I don’t care if its run by Joe Shmoe the pimp in Cleveland Ohio or Jane doe the Hollywood Madam, escort agencies sell only one thing: sex by the hour. They are looking to hire attractive looking girls, and sell them like products, they a cut, and you do. There are lots of ads out there that try to charm naive people into thinking that they are so called “companionship” agencies, but when it really comes down to it “companionship” agencies expect you to get a hotel room and meet the guy there. So I offer three alternatives to ladies looking to go into escorting.

1. is to go out on your own, do you own screening and your own hosting at your own home or hotel room, this is the most risky option and I would be very careful if this is what you choose to do.

2. Form an alliance with three or four other girls and form a sort of co-op, rent out a suite or an apartment and you all be there at the same time taking appointments, this way, there is atleast other people there while you are recieving your clients.

3. Not become an escort at all, obviously this is the most safe and the recommendation I would most highly recommend.

Please, what ever your choice, be safe!!!

As a former escort, all I can do is look back. When I first started out at the age of 22, I had other escorts and even clients warn me of what the lasting effects would be. I had people give me all kinds of warnings. Its unsafe, its illegal, etc, but I never really paid them much heed, I probably should have.

Thank God, I never had anyone attack me, I never got robbed, raped or arrested. But it could have happened.

Part of the reason why I never had any of these instances come upon me is where I offered my services, the two places I have ever lived have been suburban, upper white middle class neighborhoods and my clients were businessmen, movie execs, lawyers, doctors. In general, wealthy older men in their 40’s and 50’s, many of them just looking for a vacation from work, their marriage or their stressful life. 

This is partly the key of being a good escort, set yourself up in an area that is suburban and a very wealthy, family oriented area one where the last place they would look to find is an escort. If you are in LA, try areas like Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Sherman Oaks, Malibu ( a little out of the way), Pasadena, Glendale, Burbank, Toluca Lake, ETC. A place like Burbank or the Grove area is great because you are setting up shop near the studios so you will get a lot of studio execs from Warner Brothers, Disney, Paramount or CBS, or an area high in offices like Westwood or Century City.

Find yourself a home in a high security, high rent apartment complex, a high rise where there are a hundred tenents and no one will notice who is coming in and out of your apartment. If you in a small building, you are certain to draw attention you can just have so many “uncles” come visit you before you start to really  look the part and you will have your neighbors whispering and even maybe calling the police.

Thinking about hiring an escort? Well obviously since you are reading my blog. If you have never done it, you might be having a lot of doubts.Being a former escort, I have nothing against you going to hire one, please read my other blogs on how to protect yourself if you are dead set on seeing a lady of the night.

Now if you are having some doubts, thats very smart of you. Hiring the wrong escort could bring you a whole host of trouble: STD’s, theft, the police…

There are a couple alternatives: 

1. The casual encounters section on Craigslist: You can have a girl that will have sex with you for free, but take what you get. Some of these people are kind of scary.

2. Get a mistress, sugar baby girl you spoil. Being someone’s benefactor is legal. I would bypass all of those sites like Sugardaddie.com, seeking an arrangement.com and go with someone who really screens ladies. A site like Madamecoquette.com can provide you with a whole slew of beautiful ladies just waiting to meet you, the best part of it is they have already been screened and met by the lady who runs the site. No psychos, madams or pimps to worry about!

Thinking about becoming an escort? Before you decide to jump into the mysterious, but dangerous world of escorting, considering visiting Madamecoquette.com, they provide free services for ladies looking to meet sugardaddies/benefactors. You can apply online and they will find you someone who wants to spoil you.

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Here’s a site where the adverage Joe can go to meet high quality, beautiful ladies who are looking for sugar daddies and mutually beneficial arrangements, provided you have the money to pay for the introduction fee. Madamecoquette.com provides pre-screened ladies, they brand themselves as a matchmaking agency, so you will actually get a matchmaker to meet with you and find you the right lady for you.

Don’t have the money for an introduction? Try entering their ” Win A Free Date With A Model” Contest. Enter by going their homepage, clicking on “win a free date” and input your info.

If a girl says that I need to” register with her agency” (for a nominal fee out of my CC) in order to get her number.
Is this some sort of scam?

I have not had very much experience with agencies, but this sounds a little fishy, just because they are trying to get your credit card number. There should be no fee to get give them a credit card number. You should only be giving them a credit card number if you are paying for a specific service. Usually with agencies, you deal with the agency rather then the girl. If looking to get a lady through an agency, go with one that is large and reputable, there are a lot of scams out there.

What does HH and Hr mean?

These are the short forms of Half an hour and hour. Sometimes escorts will also use the term Qk, which means “quickie”, usually amounting to about 10-15 minutes.

When I was an escort, many of my clients were married. Seeing an escort if you are married has its advantages. You can see someone almost anonymously without any of the drama you would have a mistress and can choose not to see them again if you don’t like them, but when you are seeing an escort while married, you need to be extra careful. When I say careful, I mean, you need to make sure that if you are still sexually active with your spouse you need to make sure that your sex with the escort (whether oral, anal or vaginal) is PROTECTED and if possible the girl has been recently checked. You do not want to get an STD, and you do not want to give one to your spouse. Though you might not think, you CAN get a number of different STD’s from unprotected oral sex, most commonly Herpes, but there is a chance of getting practically any STD, if the escort is infected.

Becareful, and WHEN IN DOUBT, ALWAYS USE A CONDOM!!